Brought a friend to my place to look at the rooms and see if he wanna be my roommate. Conversation at the kitchen:
– Ya know, one thing ya should know if ya wanna move here. The landlord, he has washer and dryer but doesnt let anybody use so… ya dont have laundry here.
– Its ok. we can use these.
– Huh? use what?
– Ya know, we can put our clothes in the dish washer and then put them in the oven.
– …bursting out laughing…
Only possible in America
Okay, ya know what? people in America do cheese shot… NO? Im not kidding… Okay, at least I know one guy did that. Here is the proof…
Believe it or not. He did it for real! A real shot!
Sexy sound in class
One of the guys in my GIS class always says “oh-yeah” 45 times in every class. This is exactly how he makes the sound… “ooooohhhhhh-ooooouuuuuu-yeahhhhh”.
A typical conversation between him and someone else in class used to be:
– ‘oh-yeah’ guy: “how…do…youuu…cre..ate…a…geodata..base?”
– “you could right-click here…”
– ” choose New…”
– “and then Personal Geodatabase…”
I completely thought he was Chinese but then figured out he IS Vietnamese and his first name and last name are EXACTLY the same as mine. …INSANE…!!!!
… Professor got so confused about our homeworks when somehow he got 2 assignments submitted with the same names.